"Ooo! My blog's created!"

"My blog! It's alive" I exclaimed at my flickering laptop screen.
"Oh Jesus..." Jenna passivly sighed at the thought of what her roommate had just released.

Umm... I think I just switched from first to third person there. And now I'm neither. Well, technically first person... Oh, lord, this is going to be crap.

So I suppose I should use this first post as an introduction. My name is Brian, I'm almost 20 and I'm writing this on a laptop that is a total piece of crap. It's slow-as-fuck and I think it just likes dicking around with my emotions. I'm a conservative christian who loves horses. and ponies. and little kittens.

I live with my best friend Jenna who is dating my other best friend Drew. Together both have destroyed 12 horses, mauled 16 ponies and eaten 36 kittens.

It should be said that Jenna and I share a mind. She's watching my dim monitor as I type and occasionally throws in her own suggestions to what I write, usually when I'm mid-typing them... Did that make any sense? I forgot I don't like writing because I have a habit of writing stream-o-conscious style but my typing usually doesn't keep up with my head and not all of it transfers(it should also be said that I have mad typing skills... I can usually clock in at 102 wpms on an average day).

I'm sure I'll have lots more to say and hopefully it will be more coherent. This post is mainly just to say that I do, infact have a blog(this is actually my sixth... perhaps my next post will be a blogography of sorts? Ooo, I like that...)

I really wish I had a bagel.